Apparently I am being saved... *shrug*

It appears I'm a blip on the religious-nut radar.

Oh goodie.

So I get spammed with fire and brimstone, and apparently I'm going to hell. And there are those losers that claim they have been to hell or heaven and came back. And there are those dickwads spamming me with stories of Satanic abuse and whatnot.

Nice.

Of course there are some people actually hoping I will burn in hell and that I will die quickly so I will get there quicker, and other assorted religious threats.

Nice way to show the so-called love of your so-called saviour, people.

And of course there are hordes of losers clasping their hands in prayer for me to change my ways.

Fantastic.

So, is it working? Not really.

First of all, no amount of prayer can change my mind (objective reasoning is probably a better bet, but I doubt religion can overcome simple common sense and logic), and it goes against their own rules (free will anyone?). And don't get me started on the quality of the writings I have been blessed to receive. Apparently, being religious means you don't need a spellchecker, nor any knowledge about the use of punctuation, nor having any clue what the caps-lock key does (and how to turn it off).

At least while they are bothering me, they are not bothering someone else. So yeah, thank me for that I guess.

(Addendum: if you are asking yourself why you don't see religious nuts commenting; they seem to trigger my spam-filter on this blog a lot. Go figure)